Paradise Deli & Grill, believes in quality, taste & the right attitude.
Being a scratch kitchen, we bring you the tastiest food, the freshest way possible.
We are a Full-Service restaurant, Deli & Convenience. Take a seat inside or out on our patio. Bring your furry best friend - we have a menu just for them. Our staff will treat you like family ~ with smiles, warm hearts & sassy, fun-loving attitudes - we strive for a chill, hometown atmosphere. We do not follow the stand-offish corporate way of life!
We do it right, we have fun, & we are full of vigor.
This is a no Drama Zone!
Sit back & enjoy your experience!
While we do not try to be offensive, we recognize that the world is full of easily offended people. Our restaurant is for those who have a sense of humor and want to have a good time. If you are ever personally offended by anything you see, read or experience inside, Remember - You will never be kept against your will. Being a patron is 100% voluntary.
Everyone is considered a GUEST & Guests are Welcome in our restaurant. Rude/whiney, people are not. (You know who you are)
Just like a guest in your home – this is our home. Act accordingly. BE GOOD OR BE GONE!
Our policies/prices are our policies/prices. Do not argue with the staff about our Policy/Prices. The STAFF DOESNT MAKE The RULES OR The PRICES!
We are casual & relaxed. ALL guests are required to wear shoes, tops & bottoms. KIDS INCLUDED. Do not let your littles run around without shoes. Ummm – Don’t let your kids run around – period! Or we will be forced to put them to work..
Being a GUEST in our establishment, is a privilege that is revokable at any time. We expect our guests to be pleasant, law-abiding, and respectful.
JUST BE NICE!
This is an IDIOT-FREE ZONE
You be nice, and We’ll be nice.” We MATCH ENERGY. So, keep it civil, or be prepared
Don’t make Mama Bear come out to protect her Cubs!
BE NICE or BE GONE!
We enjoy seeing our guests having fun. Acting like an obnoxious idiot is not FUN for anyone.
Some people think they are “special” and don’t believe that our policies, or even the law applies to them.
Their battle cry is “the customer is always right,”
FYI: You don’t get to act like an a$$ just because you’re spending money.
Please don’t tell us how to run our business or make our food. Every business runs/makes things their way & if every business ran the same way – there would be no reason for DIFFERENT stores, restaurants etc…..
They have good days, they have bad days. LIFE HAPPENS for them – just like it does for you. Understand that.
Mistakes, happen. Nobody’s perfect. So, if our staff ever goofs something up, let us know right away, so we can make things right. We can’t solve a problem we don’t know about.
Don’t just wolf it all down, then let us know, when you get your check, that there’s a problem & then EXPECT us to MAKE IT RIGHT. If you EAT it – you pay for it. Period.
If its illegal – Don’t do it, Don’t bring it…..DUH!
In case you hadn’t noticed, we sell food and drinks.
If you think it is ok to sit down and bring in outside food or beverage & eat it here – we will charge you a booth rental fee / clean up charge.
There is a corking fee for outside Wine or beer brought in & consumed here.
We care about your safety. If you have food sensitivities or allergies, please let us know. So that we can make sure that your food is prepared with all the precautions necessary. If you do not – we can not be held responsible for any cross contamination of foods that might be harmful to you.
They are a part of the Environment. NO – we do not replace food/drink because a fly lands on it. ESPECIALLY if you sit outside. Oye
We are not a SAMPLING RESTAURANT You get what you ask for. Our staff is psycho not psychic!
Food that has been prepared correctly (per the menu & your spoken request – not what you THOUGHT you said) will NOT be remade (at our cost) or taken off your check.
Please, don’t insult our intelligence & tell us: “That’s not what I ordered” or other phrases like that as Our staff didn’t just pull a random order out of their a$$.
Read the Menu descriptions. Talk to your server. Act like a grown-up. If you order a beer, wine or cocktail - its yours to drink or dump out. We don’t brew, ferment, distill or bottle any of it. We just sell it. So, when your food or drink order is delivered to you “error-free,” the transaction is officially complete.
*All sales are final. No returns, refunds or freebees
Our meals are hand-crafted / created by us – you should really try them before changing them.
If you want a bunch of “modifications” to a menu item, or want to order something that’s not even on the damn menu, we’ll do our best to help you out. We’ll also charge you accordingly. So, if you have concerns about the cost of your “special request,” please ask your server about it BEFOREplacing the order. Once the food is in your belly, DO NOT cry when the bill comes.
Also, If you think we should give extras away, sorry, we are still waiting on the delivery truck of free stuff. Everything Costs – so Everything is charged. ***Also – Water w/ Extra Lemons & sugar packets is LEMONADE –
YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR LEMONADE!
Service times will vary with business volume & staffing. Try to relax, have fun and enjoy the experience.
We work as quickly & as efficiently as we can. We are a scratch-kitchen, which means everything is fresh & MADE TO ORDER.
So – NO – we can not make it in 2 minutes. This is good food, not fast food.
We have a small kitchen & sometimes have a rail full of tickets. You are NOT the only guest we have. We also have to go’s to make, on top of eat in guest orders. Look around & ask, assess the situation before becoming agitated/rude/obnoxious.
BE PATIENT & UNDERSTANDING.
If you only see a few other guests, maybe the others are on the patio or we got slammed with to go’s.
Tipping for service in bars and restaurants is the currently accepted custom in the United States. While tipping may not be required by law, people who do not tip are really just ridiculous. Wait staff makes a “TIPPED MINIMUM WAGE” & rely on their tips as part of their wages.
If Non-tippers are truly committed to their belief, we suggest they notify their server up-front, to give the server the opportunity to give them the correct service & allow those servers to direct their efforts toward patrons that are paying for their services.
Our wait staff has to take time away from their dine in guests to take & place your order, Check your order for correctness, then - bag & cash out your order. They deserve the tip that goes along with their service.
For gods sake – please teach your kids how to tip & act as customers. Don’t just unleash them on us
Those that leave passive-aggressive notes on their charge slip - Maybe you are wrong OR ill-informed - we cant explain or educate you – when you do this. Not tipping your server – because of a mistake, Esp on a mistake the kitchen made, BAD. If your server took care of you & tried to correct a wrong…. DON’T be ignorant & stiff them! If your service was that bad – contact management.
Those that leave crazy messes on & around the table. Those that allow their kids to dump sugars & creamers all over the table & leave it.
This person posts exaggerated/false reviews on the Review sites & Review Groups online. Especially those people thrown out for acting like fools. FYI - We WILL RESPOND TO YOUR REVIEW as there are 2 sides to EVERY story! It wont be the way you expect though. We do take action on actual truthful reviews. We strive for right & good
FOODIES - like, is there a degree or a certificate that I am missing? What makes you a Foodie? Love the self-appointed title!!!!
If you don’t try to contact us – but go straight for the review sites –you are just looking for attention – enjoy your 5 minutes!
We hold no stock in most of them. Atleast they’re good for a laugh.